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Nothing boosts a programmer's self-worth like finding something they hate more than their own code. Motion blur in games? That's the digital equivalent of stepping on a Lego while debugging at 3 AM. Game devs spend weeks perfecting realistic physics, then slap on motion blur that makes you feel like you're coding after four energy drinks. The sweet validation of knowing your spaghetti code isn't the worst thing in tech after all. Nothing says "I'm actually not that bad" like redirecting your self-loathing to a different target.

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 The left is all of us entering the coding world with dreams of becoming tech billionaires, creating the next Facebook from our bedrooms while sipping fancy lattes. The right? That's reality hitting harder than a production bug at 4:59 PM on Friday! Five years of staring at a screen, debugging other people's nightmarish code, and having existential crises over missing semicolons will transform ANYONE from perky optimist to dead-eyed zombie. The only relationship that lasted those five years was the one with your IDE—and even THAT keeps threatening to leave you for someone who actually reads documentation!

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