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The eternal struggle between developers and project managers, illustrated by beavers. Developer starts Monday with grand visions of architectural brilliance, only for the PM to beg for mercy from yet another refactoring spree. Meanwhile, the codebase sits there with that stupid grin, knowing it's survived worse threats before. The cycle continues until retirement or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

Shutdown? What shutdown? My laptop has been running continuously since the Obama administration. The only time it restarts is when Windows forces an update while I'm in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. My uptime isn't measured in hours or days—it's measured in git commits and coffee cups. Closing the lid is just putting it into hibernation mode so I can transport my 47 open Chrome tabs, 12 VS Code windows, and that one terminal where I've been running a script for so long I'm afraid to touch it to my next location. Shutting down is for people who don't have nightmares about losing their terminal history.

Content me sitting beside that one senior developer who always helps me with the bugs made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

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Copy-pasting code from tutorials is the developer equivalent of following a recipe that claims to be "easy" but somehow your soufflé still collapses. The teddy bear's shocked expression perfectly captures that moment of betrayal when you realize the tutorial author conveniently omitted mentioning their 17 environment variables, custom libraries, and the blood sacrifice to the coding gods they performed beforehand. It's that special kind of disappointment that can only be cured by beer and Stack Overflow.

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