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Content When your mom keeps telling everyone that you're a programmer and you can fix their computerprinter

HONEY, THE TRUTH HAS BEEN EXPOSED! 💀 Sure, anyone with functioning fingers can copy-paste from StackOverflow, but the REAL MAGIC is knowing WHICH of the 500 terrible solutions won't set your server on fire! That's why engineers make six figures while managers still think we're just professional Ctrl+C warriors. The audacity of thinking programming is just digital plagiarism when it's actually an elaborate treasure hunt through a minefield of deprecated code snippets and downvoted disasters. The $100,000 isn't for the copying—it's for the supernatural ability to smell bad code from three monitors away!

Content Me trying to figure out how many times the loop runs because the index starts from 0 VB while(999) ? while(i999) 3 A 1r? 2 30 45 sin cos tan NINK VTr?h 609 SO NIP NIS 60 tan (0) sin xdx -cos x C 10 dx cos? tax C taxdx -In cos x dx sin X 30 145 rad arcia bxc0 a(4 2 -4ac

Content THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOU DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

The sudden transformation from feral cave dweller to corporate documentation champion is truly a sight to behold. When no one's watching, we're all just throwing variables together like a toddler making soup. But the moment someone peers over our shoulder, suddenly we're writing comments that would make an academic thesis look underdeveloped. It's like how you instantly clean your room when guests announce they're coming over. Nothing motivates proper documentation like the fear of another human witnessing your coding barbarism. The psychological phenomenon of "perceived professional competence" in its natural habitat.

ChatGPT can't count words properly, and we're worried about AI taking our jobs? Please. The robot uprising will be delayed by basic arithmetic errors. It's like watching a calculator struggle with 2+2 while claiming it's ready to design nuclear reactors. The irony of an AI failing at following simple instructions about word count is just *chef's kiss* perfect job security.