RTFM: The Forbidden Technique

SWEETIE, GitHub Copilot promised you'd code 55% faster, but FAILED to mention you'd be creating bugs at HIGHWAY SPEEDS! 💀 The coding police have arrived, and honey, your bug count is so high it's breaking traffic laws! Sure, you're typing like a caffeinated cheetah, but your code quality is giving "crash test dummy" vibes. That's not productivity—that's a CRIME SCENE waiting for a git commit!

Content Getting an answer on Stackoverfow Answering your own question, to help other in the future Answering you own question, so next time you have that bug, you could find your own SO question

Content Me after I finally fix the one bug that broke everything: Did you fix it? Yes What did it cost? 16 hours

Content WHEN THINGS FINALY CRASH AFTER YOU HAVE WARNED THE MANA GAMENT FOR MONTHS AND THEY DIDNT CARE "HOW COULD THIS HAPPENS

Ah yes, the mythical one-line fix that solves multiple bugs. I've been in this industry for 15 years and I still can't convince QA that my semicolon didn't just magically fix four completely unrelated issues. The suspicious math lady meme perfectly captures that moment when testers are calculating the statistical impossibility of your claim while you're just trying to get the sprint closed. Trust me, somewhere in the multiverse, there's a parallel dimension where QA actually believes developers the first time.

Content When you try finding an error on stack overflow and find out a whole code for the thing you are doing. I came looking for Copper And I found Gold