Poor Kids Thrown Into The Legacy Code Abyss

The eternal struggle of picking up where you left off! The proper way? Detailed commit messages. The realistic way? Random notes. The galaxy brain way? Frantically mashing Ctrl+Z until you recognize something, followed by the inevitable panic of realizing you went too far and desperately hitting Ctrl+Shift+Z to recover. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like time-traveling through your code history via undo/redo shortcuts while muttering obscenities under your breath.

Content 6 Add lifecycle create before destroy HELP, STEPBRO (less desruptive changes) Update AMIs for bluegreen deploys Fix DB passwords Don't git-diff .tfstate files (obnoxious, like diffing a binary) 8 Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines startin 9 with '' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the c 10 On branch better 11 Your branch is up-to-date with 'originbetter' 12 13 Changes to be committed: 14 modified: 15 modified: .gitattributes 16 modified: environmentsalphaconfig.tfvars environmentsalphasecrets. tfvars 17 modified: environmentsalphaterraform. tfstate 18 copied: environmentsalphaterraform.tfstate - envil 19 modified: 20 modified: environmentsstagingconfig.tfvars 21 modified: environmentsstagingterraform.tfstate environmentsstagingterraform.tfstate. backup 22 modified: terraformaws-ecs.tf 23 itsalpha I'M STUCK IN VIM AND CAN'T EXIT

When your variable naming skills follow you into real life. The license plate "NULLPTR" is the perfect way to announce that you're simultaneously a C++ developer and completely empty inside. Probably spends weekends dereferencing null pointers and wondering why everything crashes.

Ah, the family tree of dependency hell! Just like how you can't exist without Mom and Dad, and they somehow need you to function (especially when they need tech support), your code shouldn't form these ridiculous loops either. This is basically every developer justifying their spaghetti architecture with "but it works in real life!" Sure, and my code works on my machine too. Doesn't mean it's not a disaster waiting to happen when someone else tries to untangle your family issues—I mean, dependencies.

Content When your serverless function returns a 500 internal server error Those bastards lied to me PS Express

Content SHAKESPEARE QUOTE OF THE DAY An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.