Void Memes

The ultimate commitment to your craft - permanently tattooing the keyword that's haunted your debugging nightmares. That little bounce effect is just *chef's kiss* - like the visual representation of your function returning absolutely nothing while your code silently implodes. The perfect ink for when you want to remind yourself that, just like this tattoo, some decisions in programming are also permanent and equally questionable.

Ah, the classic programming love story that was doomed from the start. She returns values, he doesn't return anything – basically the relationship equivalent of sending texts and getting left on read. The compiler warned him they were incompatible, but he disabled warnings with -w and compiled anyway. Their entire relationship was just her waiting for him to return something meaningful while he just... existed. And people wonder why programmers have commitment issues.