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Content Me explaining why my code doesn't work: made with mematic my rubber duck.

When the genie says "no wishing for more wishes," every programmer knows there's a workaround. This dev just exploited the classic integer overflow vulnerability! By storing wishes in an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295) and then cleverly manipulating the order of operations, they've essentially created an infinite wish glitch. The coup de grâce? Wishing for 0 wishes. Since the subtraction happens after the wish is granted, they'll still have 4,294,967,295 wishes left. The genie's face says it all - outsmarted by someone who clearly debugs race conditions for a living. And this, friends, is why you always validate your inputs and use proper synchronization primitives. Otherwise some smartass in a code review will point out how your entire wish-granting API can be exploited.

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Content when you finally remove all the print statements and commented out code after three hours of debugging:

The lifecycle of every programmer: vibe coding → debugging hell . First tweet: "vibe coding stopped. I wonder why?" Second tweet 16 hours later: "They are debugging now." Those blissful 20 minutes of flow state coding when everything just works? Gone. Replaced by 16+ hours of staring at the same function wondering which cosmic entity cursed your variable scope. The "Where Are They Now" reality show nobody asked for.