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The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."

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Started the day with a perfectly functional codebase, ended it with a segmentation fault. Just another Tuesday! The skeleton weightlifter represents my physical and mental state after 12 hours of debugging memory allocation issues. That moment when your code goes from "it works on my machine" to "core dumped" faster than you can say "pointer arithmetic." The best part? I probably caused it by trying to optimize something that was already working fine. Nothing says "software engineer" like turning functional code into a spectacular crash because you just HAD to refactor that one function.

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