Mobile Developers Will Understand

Content Wynn Netherland pengw... 1d v Today at fourth grade career day: Me: What does a software engineer do? Kid up front: You fix computers! Me: Only at Thanksgiving. Knowing nod from nerdy kid on the back row. 05 17208 870

Content Peter Ritchie peterritchie Follow MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error 13 RETWEETS 1,410 FAVORITES 926 QR 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014

When your coworker describes their code with fancy buzzwords to make their basic CRUD app sound like arcane sorcery. The classic "npm install" vs "summoning ethereal dependencies from the void" energy. Every standup has that one developer who can't just say "I fixed a bug" without making it sound like they reversed entropy in the universe. Meanwhile, their GitHub commits are just "updated readme" and "fixed typo".

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Content Users thinking it is Safe to use the app Me fixing bugs on Production

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