Me fixing bugs..

Content Me: Thinks I finished a big project Bug that crashes the whole program: Bonjour

The perfect metaphor for "vibe coding" doesn't exi— For the uninitiated, "vibe coding" is when your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. Just like the protagonist in Bedazzled who gets his wishes granted with catastrophic unintended consequences, your code technically does what you asked... but at what cost? That look of existential dread on his face is the same one you make at 3AM when your hacky solution works in production and now you're terrified to ever touch it again. The snake? That's the technical debt coiling around your neck.

The sacred moment when a junior dev somehow fixes a production bug without touching the legacy code that everyone's afraid to modify. Senior devs aren't even mad—they're impressed. That feeling when you solve a problem without creating seven new ones is the closest thing to divinity in software engineering. The "we happy?" question is basically corporate speak for "did you manage not to break our fragile house of cards?"

That moment when you've been debugging for four hours straight and your sanity starts to crack. The code fails in production but works perfectly in your local environment. You've checked every variable, printed every object, and now you're just staring into the void wondering if you chose the wrong career. The existential crisis hits: maybe it's not the code that's broken—maybe it's you. Seven cups of coffee deep and you start suspecting your tests are gaslighting you. Welcome to software development, where the relationship between you and your code is more complicated than any dating app could handle.

Content Manager: Let's give this bug to Mark.. He fixed that last damn bug so easily.. Mark:

The sacred commandments of debugging have been passed down through generations: never mess with working code, but absolutely terrorize broken code with console logs until it reveals all its secrets. That moment when your perfectly functional codebase starts acting up, and suddenly you're interrogating it like a detective in a noir film. "Tell me where you hid the bug. I can do this all day. Another console.log? Don't mind if I do." The irony is we'll spend hours adding and removing console logs instead of using proper debugging tools. It's not about efficiency—it's about sending a message to our code.