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When Russia got cut off from SWIFT banking, programmers made this joke about Putin being stuck with Objective-C instead of the modern Swift language. Double whammy of financial sanctions and legacy code maintenance. Honestly, forcing someone to use Objective-C in 2022+ is probably a war crime under the Geneva Convention. That square bracket syntax will break anyone's spirit faster than economic isolation.

The kid's already been corrupted by zero-indexing! That's not just numbering – that's programming numbering. While normal humans start counting at 1, this tiny developer is starting at 0, just like arrays in most programming languages. The parent's pride is completely justified – that child is destined for a life of explaining to non-technical people why the first element is actually the zeroth element. Future debugging sessions and off-by-one errors await this prodigy!

Revenge is a dish best served with a fake mustache. This programmer got fired, then immediately got recruited by the same company that axed him. Instead of declining, he chose chaos – showing up disguised with an assortment of fake mustaches. The absolute madlad even had the interview manager compliment his "glorious facial accoutrement" without realizing they were interviewing the same guy they just fired. Corporate amnesia at its finest. Ten years in the industry and I've seen layoffs followed by panic hiring, but this takes it to an art form. The real punchline? HR departments are so disconnected they can't even recognize their own recently terminated employees. Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand just fired.

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