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Who has time to READ DOCUMENTATION? Are you KIDDING ME?! Life's too short to understand WHY something broke when you can just carpet bomb your entire codebase with console.log("HERE") , console.log("WHY GOD WHY") , and the ever-eloquent console.log("AAAAAAAHHHHH") ! The sheer ECSTASY when one of your 47 random debug statements finally reveals the problem is practically BETTER THAN CAFFEINE. Documentation is for people with patience and dignity—two things I sacrificed to the coding gods YEARS ago! 💅

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Content Harvey Green, Software Developer 2k upvotes by Elazar Leibovich, Bulat Bochkariov, Spencer Chan, Shreyas Panduranga, (more) Thank you for playing Wing Commander? C:Nuc1 This is from an anecdote by Ken Demarest, one of the original developers who worked on Wing Commander I on the PC... ... we were getting an exception from our EMM386 memory manager when we exited the game. We'd clear the screen and a single line would print out, something like "EMM386 Memory manager error. Blah blah blah." We had to ship ASAP. So I hex edited the error in the memory manager itself to read "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" Written 21 Oct, 2012. 86,862 views.

The meme brilliantly captures the religious fervor around programming languages, with Rust being the final boss. While ancient humans worshipped the sun, cats, and various sky deities, modern developers have found their ultimate demon in Rust's borrow checker. It's that special kind of hell where your code is technically correct but the compiler still screams at you about lifetimes and ownership. The religious evolution from "shiny things in the sky" to "THE DEVIL ITSELF" perfectly encapsulates how many developers feel when they try to appease Rust's strict safety rules after being spoiled by garbage collection. Sure, Rust prevents memory leaks and race conditions, but at what cost? Your sanity, apparently.

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Schrödinger's code is both working and broken until you observe it. The universe's greatest mystery isn't dark matter—it's how your program can go from flawlessly functional to catastrophically broken without a single keystroke. The compiler gods demand sacrifices, and apparently yesterday's offering wasn't enough. Maybe it's cosmic rays, maybe it's gremlins in your IDE, or maybe it's just the programming equivalent of waking up with a hangover after a night of perfectly functional sobriety.