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Content Alpha and beta males fighting for dominance Me who is a Fully released male with all the bug patches ProdrammerHumor.io

Content A bug which is really difficult to recreate and fix exists Manager: "Just fix it" Me: My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that ?

Content Compiler: Error at line 308 Me: "What? How? My code only has 40 lines Compiler:

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

Content Days since last timezone issue -1

Content Vishal y VishalMalvi Me: I can't fix this bug in my code, Someone please help me. My cat: let me help you. ProgrammerHumor.