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Content Guys, i think i did something illegal, am i getting jailed for this or sentenced to death? Uncaught SyntaxError: Illegal return statement ProarammerHumor in

Content Most people rejected His message. if you actually learn the language properly and read the reference you won't have as many bugs and won't need stackoverflow Shut up! SOFTWARE ENGINEERS DINKAST They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16

Ah, the eternal Tom and Jerry chase, but make it programming . You spend five hours armed with breakpoints and console logs, absolutely convinced you're about to smash that elusive bug with your debugging frying pan. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling there, practically taunting you from a line of code you've skimmed over 37 times. The best part? When you finally catch it, it'll be something ridiculous like a semicolon in JavaScript or an indentation error in Python. And just like Jerry, that bug will somehow make you feel like the fool despite being the one who caused all the chaos.

Content I bet he's thinking about other women I just figured out how to fix the bug on line 367

Oh look, it's the two programming languages perfectly represented by their error messages! Python's like that friendly golden retriever who gently nudges you with "Hey buddy, line 42, you forgot a colon :)" while C++ is that demonic hellbeast screaming "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED" before devouring your soul and the next six hours of your life. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like debugging C++ pointer errors at midnight. Python might tell you that you can't add a string to an integer, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice.

Content Culture Crave CultureCrave 19h Andy Muschietti says some of the VFX in TheFlash looks 'weird' on purpose "The idea is we are in the perspective of the Flash. Everything is distorted in terms of lights and textures" (via io9) 1,443 17 2,500 M 28.5K ill 5.1M 1 Adzmaster Adzmaster97 This gives me "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" vibes