It's Honest Work

Content The 15 Stages of programming The beginning 1 have no idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault Debugging Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm going to play something! Happiness() 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

Ah, the classic "let me fix this with multithreading" trap. Nothing says "I'm about to ruin my own day" quite like thinking threads will simplify your code. For the uninitiated: threading is like inviting 10 chefs to cook in your tiny kitchen simultaneously. Sure, in theory, dinner gets made faster. In practice, they're all fighting over the same knife, someone's pasta water is boiling over, and nobody remembers who put what in the oven. The punchline isn't even complete, and that's the genius part. We all know it ends with "...and now the problems are racing each other." Race conditions: the gift that keeps on giving errors that can't be reproduced in the debugger.

The ultimate flex in programming isn't driving a Mercedes—it's using 32 bits when 1 would do just fine. Sure, booleans only need a single bit to represent true/false, but why be efficient when you can waste 31 extra bits using an integer instead? Memory optimization? In this economy? Please. We've got terabytes of RAM now. The same developers who argue over 5KB in a JavaScript library will happily burn 32x the memory for every boolean value because changing the data type now requires actual work. It's the digital equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame—technically works, but your walls (and your code) will never forgive you.

Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

Content private bool IsEven(int number) Added to pass unit test if (number 11) return false; Added to pass unit test if (number 3) return false; Fix for Ticket 12846 if (number 11407) return false; Fix for Ticket 14336 if (number 9) return false; return true;

Content when my colleague compiles: make completed successfully (05:47 (mm:ss)) when I compile the same thing: fatal error: too many errors emitted, stopping nor 27 warnings and 20 errors generated. COMPLETELY NORMAL PHENOMENON.