It Can't Be That Easy

Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25

Content HEY WHY DO PROGRAMMERS ALWAYS USE DARK THEMES? BECAUSE BUGS ARE ATTRACTED TO LIGHT MONSTIKA

Content Your code can't crash if you never run it Openi Man S.

Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."

Python developers when faced with implementing proper static typing: *sweats profusely and grabs 25 more cards* Let's be honest, we'd rather import an entire dependency ecosystem than write def get_user(user_id: int) -> User ourselves. Why spend 10 minutes learning Python's built-in typing when you can spend 3 hours debugging Pydantic validation errors instead? It's the Python way!

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