It Can't Be That Easy

Ah yes, the classic "programming languages are for humans" revelation that hits like a truck when you've been staring at assembly code for 12 hours straight. The bus driver's threat perfectly captures that senior dev energy when explaining to newbies why we need syntax highlighting, proper indentation, and comments. Meanwhile, somewhere a C++ developer is writing code that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard, muttering "it's perfectly readable" while their coworkers silently update their resumes.

The eternal programmer's confession! Writing documentation is like going to the dentist—nobody wants to do it until the pain becomes unbearable. The only time most of us actually document our code is when we've written something so convoluted that even we can't decipher it two days later. It's basically leaving cryptic notes for our future selves who will inevitably curse our past selves. The circle of programming life!

Content Joe Magerramov joemag. The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know.

Content I love fixing bugs underwater so nobody can see my tears.

Content Goodbye, compiler errors! I will never suffer again. LINKER ERRORS -RUNTIME ERRORS As Crnicas de vestay imaflip.com

The sweet, sweet karma of version control! Top panel shows a dev having an absolute meltdown over undocumented code—you know, that cryptic mess that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, bottom panel reveals the mastermind behind the chaos, smugly enjoying the show after running git blame and discovering the culprit is none other than the person complaining. Classic case of "congratulations, you played yourself." Nothing quite like watching someone rage about their own technical debt!