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The sacred cow of legacy code. Every dev team has that one monstrosity—a horrifying tangle of spaghetti code written by someone who left the company five years ago—but it somehow powers the entire business. Touch it? You might as well resign on the spot. We've all been there, staring at a function with zero comments and variable names like "temp2" and "x_final_FINAL_v3" while the senior dev whispers, "We don't go near that part. It's... temperamental." And so the cow remains, untouched, unrefactored, and utterly sacred.

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When your code is so broken that even Stack Overflow can't help, just dump the entire codebase into an AI and pray. Because nothing says "professional developer" like outsourcing your debugging to a chatbot that will happily refactor your spaghetti code into slightly more organized spaghetti code. The modern equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" is now "have you tried asking an AI to fix it?" Next up: submitting your entire Git repo as a prompt.

That awkward moment when IT starts explaining how they "fixed your computer" by rebooting it while you silently judge them in 12 programming languages. The face says it all—a perfect blend of restraint and superiority as you nod along, mentally refactoring their entire explanation while wondering if they know you wrote the authentication system they just called "magic computer stuff." The eternal struggle of being too polite to mention you could automate their entire job with a bash script you wrote during lunch.