Interacting with that one PM who thinks they're technical

Content Changelog changelog Following V "Don't worry, our users will notify us if there's a problem" Honk if Shit tallingoff 10:03 AM - 8 Jun 2019

Content IDE: Has proper debugging tools Programmer: console.log ("I got here")

Content DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JUNIORMIDSENIOR DEV THERE MUST BE A BUG IN MY CODE 34 34 MY CODE IS FIME, THERE MUST BE A BUG IN THE COMPILERGS. 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 imgflip.omm 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Content nerdsandgamersitw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don't really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better so I'm a bethesda game - me 25 points 1 day ago Is it a bug or a feature? permalink parent - bethesda 59 points 1 day ago Yes permalink parent

The eternal struggle of graphics programming in six panels. Anyone who's dealt with transparency knows it's not just a technical challenge—it's psychological warfare. Alpha blending, z-buffering, sorting issues... one minute everything renders perfectly, the next your UI is showing through walls or your water texture looks like a portal to another dimension. And don't get me started on glass shaders. The number of times I've stared at a screen at 3 AM wondering why my transparent objects are rendering in front of opaque ones is frankly traumatic. Whoever said "just make it see-through" clearly never had to implement it.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"