Impossible dream of a developer 😂

First day on the job and already pushing untested code to production? Bold move, André. Very bold. Nothing says "I belong here" like finding dead code and immediately resurrecting it without asking questions. The senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks while frantically checking Cloudflare's status page. That "Happy to be part of the team" is gonna age like milk when they discover what function he just unleashed upon the world. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is updating their resume while muttering "not my fault" under their breath.

Content Did you use ChatGPT or another Al to generate this answer? - Barry the Platipus Jul 7 at 11:59 No. No single answer of mine is generated by Al. Of course, at times I google as and when error occurs. I intentionally follow this to make myself more present minded. - Suramuthu R Jul 7 at 12:30 Well, there is a strong possibility that most (not all, mind you, but the vast majority) of your answers are in fact generated with Al. Don't bother denying it, I really don't care enough - I didn't even report you. But do not offend our intelligence, please. Good luck to you. - Barry the Platipus Jul 7 at 12:42

Content Programming is Awesome Just starting to learn c and im loving it. figuring out how to fix bugs reminds me of doing puzzles in the god of war 4 game so im having fun with it. its a very cool language 310 71 o Share O, BEST COMMENTS Y phantomregimento 13h 1 love the attitude but check back in a year 4 Reply 198

The silent tragedy of modern version control! Poor Peter Griffin sits alone, contemplating his life choices after fixing 34 bugs... in the wrong branch. That sinking feeling when you realize hours of debugging and fixing went into a branch that's about to be deleted or will never be merged. Now he gets to play the exciting game of "cherry-pick my changes or redo everything from scratch." The ghost of his productivity haunts him on that park bench.

Nothing quite captures that special brand of self-inflicted misery like spending two hours hunting for a bug that doesn't exist. There you are, frantically combing through every line of code, questioning your life choices, only to discover you've been running the unedited build the entire time. Your changes? Never compiled. Your fixes? Never applied. Your sanity? Completely optional. It's like trying to fix a car while looking at a photograph of the engine.

Ah, the classic "I'll just slap this laptop CPU onto a desktop motherboard" maneuver. Bold strategy, Cotton! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, except the peg costs $300 and the hole has pins that bend if you look at them wrong. For the uninitiated: laptop CPUs are soldered directly to motherboards, while desktop CPUs (which this motherboard expects) are removable. Our intrepid builder has apparently pried a processor from a laptop and is attempting to perform hardware alchemy by placing it in a socket designed for an entirely different form factor. The confidence required to attempt this is truly inspiring. It's the same energy as trying to fuel a car with orange juice because "they're both liquids, right?"