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The euphoric high of a new project idea versus the soul-crushing reality of implementation. That initial burst of dopamine when you think "I'll build a revolutionary app that changes everything!" followed by the existential dread five minutes later when you realize you've forgotten how a for-loop works. The duality of developer life: one minute you're Tom from Tom & Jerry celebrating genius, the next you're contemplating a career in goat farming because clearly coding isn't for you. The speed at which confidence evaporates is truly a marvel of physics.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭 Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL. Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅