I Suck At Communication

The self-dramatization of software engineers knows no bounds. There you are, lounging in a $1,500 ergonomic throne, sipping artisanal coffee in your climate-controlled apartment, while dramatically whispering war metaphors about writing a handful of assert statements. The true battlefield of our generation: deciding whether to use assertEquals() or assertTrue() while your Herman Miller gently cradles your suffering body. The struggle is clearly comparable to actual trenches. Truly, no one has ever faced such hardship as debugging code with fast internet and snacks within arm's reach.

Ah yes, the sacred programmer ritual of typing "return" correctly on the first try. Top panel: Rejecting the boring, correct "return" keyword like it's some kind of personal insult. Bottom panel: Enthusiastically embracing every possible misspelling—retrun, reunt, reutn, reutnr, erunt—like they're long-lost friends. The true mark of a senior developer isn't knowing design patterns or algorithms—it's how creatively you can butcher simple keywords while typing at 100 WPM with the confidence of someone who definitely didn't just break the entire codebase.

Content Game-Breaking Bug Fixed The game breaking "stuck on Hey" bug has been fixed. The glitch did not allow the player to proceed past the first message of any level. The cause of this is very interesting. We tried on many machines but were unable to replicate the bug. It seemed like it was affecting players at random. After looking through the discussion posts and reviews, I started to notice a pattern. All reviews and messages sent were from people that are from places that were not North America. So the question was: what's the difference between a American computer and a non-American computer? Well when you are texting a message in the game and pause for a moment and then delete we tell the game to pause for a certain amount of time. for example 1.7 seconds. But decimal separators en wikipedia.orai are different in different countries (ex: 1.7 vs 1,7). This caused the game to either error or wait for an absurd amount of time before proceeding. In short, countries using decimal commas caused the game to break whereas countries using decimal points did not. TL;DR: The game is fixed now! Please enjoy.

The career progression of every developer in one image. Junior asks a simple question, Senior tosses back "just google it" like they're throwing a bone to a dog. Meanwhile, the Senior's internal monologue: "I could explain dependency injection for 45 minutes or I could go back to my coffee before it gets cold." The circle of programming life continues unbroken.

Want to watch a developer lose their mind? Skip the obvious semicolon swap and go straight for psychological warfare. Adding #define public private to system headers is the programming equivalent of putting sugar in someone's gas tank. You're not just breaking their code—you're breaking their spirit . It'll compile fine but cause absolute chaos at runtime, leading to days of debugging hell while they question their sanity, their career choices, and possibly the fabric of reality itself.

That moment when you open your old project and stare at your own code like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos that somehow worked. The worst part? You were so proud of those "clever" one-liners that now make absolutely zero sense. Future you always pays for past you's shortcuts.