I Suck At Communication

Pair programming Error messages Developer communication Code review Collaboration Programmer struggles Technical documentation Bug fixing

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I Suck At Communication

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The duality of debugging communication! Top panel shows the proper, civilized way: precise error location. Bottom panel reveals what we actually do: frantically gesturing at pixels while our vocabulary degrades to primal pointing. It's like we spent years mastering complex programming languages only to revert to caveman communication when pair programming. "ERROR THERE! NO, THERE! LOOK WHERE I'M POINTING!" *coworker squints helplessly from across desk*

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