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Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production
Debugging Devops Programming Testing
19 days ago 137.7K views 0 shares
Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute PINNACLE of emergency fixes right here! 💀 When your production server is having clock issues but you've got a deadline in 5 minutes and the CEO is breathing down your neck! So you just... *checks notes*... TAPE A PIECE OF PAPER TO THE WALL CLOCK?! This is what happens when the ticket says "critical priority" but the budget says "we spent it all on pizza for the last hackathon." The greatest part? Some poor soul is absolutely getting a promotion for this stroke of genius. Engineering at its most desperate and brilliant!

Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production
Debugging Devops Programming Testing
20 days ago 199.8K views 2 shares
Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production
When the boss says "fix it ASAP but don't touch the production environment," you improvise. Instead of properly fixing the clock that's stuck behind a wall, someone just taped a piece of paper with the missing numbers. Classic production fix that follows the letter of the law but violates its spirit—exactly like when you patch that mission-critical service with a hardcoded value instead of refactoring the entire codebase. Hey, if it passes the integration tests, ship it!

The Main Thing Is That It Works
Programming Agile Debugging Testing
2 months ago 141.6K views 1 shares
The Main Thing Is That It Works
BEHOLD! The magnificent evolution of code quality! From a beautifully drawn bird (your initial design doc) to whatever THAT monstrosity is in the bottom left (your actual implementation). And yet—SOMEHOW—the abomination still flies! It's like watching your 47 nested if-statements and global variables held together by duct tape and prayers somehow pass all the acceptance tests. The client doesn't care that your code looks like it was written during an earthquake by a caffeinated raccoon. Ship it to production, baby! Technical debt is tomorrow's problem!

It Works (Somehow)
C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
5 months ago 168.2K views 0 shares
It Works (Somehow)
The pinnacle of software engineering: a digital clock implementation that would make computer science professors weep. This masterpiece features arrays with missing values, commented out time libraries (because who needs those?), nested loops that would make Dante add another circle to hell, and the iconic comment "//fuck i++" which perfectly captures the developer's spiritual journey. Yet somehow, against all laws of programming and human decency, the output shows a working clock counting from 11:56 to 00:02. It's the coding equivalent of building a rocket with duct tape and prayers—and watching it actually reach orbit.