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2022 has been an exceptional year for the company. 243 more profits. 99.99999 uptime. O bugs in a year. Without you, we, the board and upper management, couldn’t afford those bonuses. However, we have to fire 70 of our workforce. Sorry and happy new vear everyone! (Oh, and we take full responsibility for this decision, whatever that means) ACME AMA 000000009 ACME AMA 090000000