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Content II don't know what I am doing 300 lines of Code written Code showing 40 errors Code with 60 warnings Project Deadline Two stages of Programmer I am GOD 1400 lines of Code written Code Compiled without error Code with zero warnings Client appreciation www.techindustan.com - Finest IT Services Company f O techindustan

Regular developers measure performance in milliseconds or microseconds because that's what modern tools show them. Meanwhile, the true optimization psychopaths are counting individual CPU clock cycles like it's 1982. They're the ones rewriting entire functions in assembly just to save 3 cycles in a loop that runs twice a day. The difference between "fast enough" and "I need to know exactly how many nanoseconds each instruction takes."

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute CRUELTY of throwing an innocent intern into the bottomless pit of legacy code! Look at that poor child sobbing over his spaghetti - LITERALLY what it feels like when you're staring at 10,000 lines of uncommented code written by some developer who left the company in 2007! The intern's tears are basically the universal debugging fluid at this point. That face is EXACTLY what happens when you realize the bug you're fixing is actually holding the entire application together like some kind of cursed load-bearing glitch. Whoever did this to the intern deserves to maintain a COBOL application with zero documentation for all eternity!