Finds Bug

Content Days since last timezone issue -1

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

Content Shaundai Person shaundai Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster git commit -m "First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK vou!" 7:56 AM Dec 1, 2022 96 Retweets 10 Ouote Tweets 785 Likes

Content phantomrose96 Follow I could never be a video game developer because it would simply be impossible for me to put in the same inhuman dedication to making games as Gamers put into breaking games. I'd release something and the entire internet community would be like "MOST broken game ever FULL of BUGS and GLITCHES we have found FIVE-HUNDRED glitches" and every single one would be like "If you run into the far-back church corridor wall in the Deep Ceruluan map and kickflip precisely 4 times then pause and unpause the game it will make your character clip out of bounds" and I'd just have to be like "yeah that's because why the fuck would I run into the far-back wall and kickflip 4 times and pause and unpause that is objectively stupid and I did not test it and also no I'm not fixing it.

Content How do I fix this problem? Duplicate of question 42069 But that's totally unrelated Question closed, marked as duplicate

Ah, the classic "#DEFINE MADNESS" - doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Twenty years in this industry and I still catch myself hammering that compile button like it's going to magically fix itself. Meanwhile, the compiler is just sitting there thinking, "This idiot is sending me the exact same broken code repeatedly. Should we tell him or just keep launching errors like a medieval catapult?" The real kicker? That one time you compile the same code without changing anything and it suddenly works. That's when you know the universe is just messing with you.