Definitely Not Me

Content WHEN YOU REALIZE THE BUG WASNT IN YOUR CODE, BUT IN YOUR BRAI.

Content I created Microsoft We created Google I created Facebook A I created Apple You Created What?

Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE ROYALTY that is a C++ developer after shaving off a microscopic 100 nanoseconds from their code! 👑 They're strutting around like they're literal ARISTOCRACY while everyone else must bow to their optimization genius. Never mind that a nanosecond is one BILLIONTH of a second and no human could possibly perceive this difference. But darling, in the C++ world, those 100 nanoseconds might as well be an ETERNITY! The developer has now earned the right to look down upon the peasants who dare use interpreted languages. *dramatic hair flip*

The only personality test that actually matters in tech. Forget whether you're a Virgo or Gemini—your choice between JetBrains Mono and Fira Code reveals more about your soul than any horoscope could. Nothing sparks more religious wars in a dev team than font preferences. The Fira Code fanatics with their ligature obsession, the MonoLisa users who somehow justified spending actual money on a font, and that one weird senior dev still using Comic Sans "ironically." The truth is we all spend more time staring at these glyphs than at our families. Might as well pick one that makes those 3am debugging sessions slightly less soul-crushing.

Content termination. You cannot ignore the "SIGKILL or "SIGSTOP signals at all. You can ignore program error signals like 'SIGSEG', but ignoring the error won't enable the program to continue executing meaningfully. Ignoring user requests such as 'SIGINT', 'SIGQUIT', and 'SIGTSTP' is unfriendly. When you do not wish signals to be delivered during a certain part of the program, the thing to do is to block them, not ignore them. Note Blocking Signals::.

Content When you finally figure out why your code had that one bug