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A Bug-Free Paradise

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Oh. My. GOD. The DREAM of every developer on planet Earth! Imagine a world where you could just frolic through fields of code without those DEMONIC little bugs ruining your entire existence! Instead of spending 8 hours tracking down a missing semicolon, you'd be sprawled out in nature's IDE, peacefully napping with your laptop nearby. The sheer FANTASY of it all! We're out here debugging until our eyeballs bleed while dreaming of this utopian paradise where our code works THE FIRST TIME. Pure fiction, darling. Pure fiction.

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