Wanna Cry: The Expectation vs. Reality Of Learning To Code

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Wanna Cry: The Expectation vs. Reality Of Learning To Code

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Ah, the classic coding expectation vs. reality gap. You start learning to code thinking you'll be Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, bending reality to your will. Then three days later, you're just Loki, sprawled on the floor, having spent 30 straight hours hunting down a missing semicolon that crashed your entire project. Nobody warns you that "Hello World" is the last time your code will work on the first try.

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