Wanna Cry: The Expectation vs. Reality Of Learning To Code

Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"

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Content yeah I am a programmer if your code does not compile, what do you do? I try to compile it again That's on me, I set the bar too low.