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Sure, your AI agent built that app in 5 minutes, but good luck maintaining that spaghetti junction of code six months from now. The left shows traditional development—straightforward, predictable, maybe boring but gets you where you need to go. The right is modern AI development—looks impressive with all those fancy switches and signals, but one wrong move and your train derails into dependency hell. I've seen enough "AI-accelerated" projects crash and burn to know that speed now means tech debt later. The complexity always comes due.

The absolute HORROR of someone asking you to change your masterpiece! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY! Here we have Spider-Man (the experienced dev) telling his mini-me that his code is basically carved in stone tablets and brought down from Mount Sinai. "Permanent code" is the greatest myth since "temporary solutions" - it's just a dramatic way of saying "I wrote this spaghetti nightmare at 2am and I'm terrified to touch it again because THE WHOLE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!" Let's be honest, we've all written that one feature where even WE don't remember how it works anymore. The boss dares to request a simple change and suddenly you're contemplating a career change to goat farming. 🐐

When the compiler says "Error on line 265" but line 265 is just a harmless curly brace. Meanwhile, the actual crime scene is 30 lines away where you forgot a semicolon or typed a single quote instead of a double. The face journey from confidence to existential despair is just *chef's kiss*. Debugging: where you spend 3 hours hunting down an error only to find out it's something so trivial you question your entire career choice.

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