Bug'S Life

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Debugging Programming Testing Devops Agile

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Bug'S Life

debugging-memes, software-development-memes, bug-fixes-memes, feature-creep-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ultimate software development lifecycle in one image! What starts as a squashed wasp "integrated into the tracks" transforms into a celebrated feature. This is the perfect metaphor for when you accidentally introduce a bug, can't fix it properly, so you document it as an "intentional feature" in the release notes. The commit message probably read: "Refactored insect integration module, optimized for railway environments." Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" taken to a hilariously literal level!

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