Captain Obvious: The Code Commenter

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Captain Obvious: The Code Commenter

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The AUDACITY of these code comments! A stop sign with another sign below it saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT representation of those mind-numbingly obvious code comments we're forced to endure! You know the ones: // This is a loop right above a FOR loop, or // Function to add numbers above a function literally called addNumbers(). GASP! The horror! It's like someone thought we all collectively lost our ability to recognize basic syntax! Next thing you know, they'll be adding comments like // This code exists just to make absolutely sure we're aware of that groundbreaking fact! 🙄

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