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Content She's a programmer, right? Yeah There's a bug in vour feature It works on my machine Your foster parents are well

Content captainsnoop i hate it when game devs put "fixed several issues" in patch notes no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was. you know those patch notes that are like "fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they'd become the size of a skyscraper" i wanna read those. tell me those. redrepose Team Fortress 2 Update Released 24951 product Oddate Valve An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include: - Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car Source: captainsnoop 37,999 notes C

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Honey, the solo game dev experience isn't just a job—it's a FLAMING HELLSCAPE of existential torment! 🔥 There you sit, sipping coffee with a deranged smile while EVERYTHING BURNS AROUND YOU! Your code? BROKEN! Your confidence? SHATTERED! Your motivation? ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! And let's not forget that constant voice screaming "YOU'RE A FRAUD" while you pretend everything's fine! The audacity to sit there thinking "this is fine" when your entire game development career is literally engulfed in flames! But sure, sweetie. Keep drinking that coffee. I'm sure the fire will put ITSELF out! 💅

Content You finally find the source of the bug! It's a variable labelled "temp" temp was committed into the code 4 years ago and was never removed Several important calculations seem to rely on temp now None of this is documented anywhere

The eternal battle between programming languages in one perfect sumo match! The massive C and C++ community stands like an immovable mountain of legacy code and performance, while tiny Rust enthusiasts desperately try to push them over with their memory safety arguments. It's like watching your little cousin try to convince your stubborn uncle that his 40-year-old way of doing things might have some flaws. "But... but... we prevent segmentation faults at compile time!" Yeah, good luck with that, kiddo. The C/C++ devs just pat them on the head while continuing to manually manage memory like it's 1972.