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Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Content lots of warnings is it throwing an error? warnings are very notably not errors

Technical debt, visualized. Two bricklayers casually building a wall with a massive structural failure in the middle, yet they're just working around it like nothing's wrong. Classic "ship now, fix later" mentality that haunts codebases everywhere. The architectural equivalent of using duct tape and prayers in production. Future developers will inherit this masterpiece and question their career choices.

Content Any doctor here? A heart atack! He is going to diel!! I'm a doctor! 'Whats going on? I'm a doctor of Computer Science! OldMan.setHealth ("100"); sudo OldMan.setHealth ("100");

The twisted chimney labeled "your code" next to the perfectly straight one labeled "code on github" is the most accurate representation of coding reality I've ever seen. You spend hours wrestling with that monstrosity of nested if-statements and undocumented hacks, but the moment you push to a public repo, suddenly it's all clean architecture and design patterns. That twisted brick column is basically every production codebase I've ever inherited – somehow functional despite defying all laws of software engineering and basic physics. The real miracle is that both chimneys still manage to do their one job: let the smoke out when things are on fire.

Content TIME MAY PASS BUT ILL ALWAYS BE HERE imaflip.com THINGS WILL CHANGE g THESQUARECOMICS ALWAYS that one bug in my code