At least this is what I'm telling myself to stay sane

Ah, the digital clock showing 9:77:58 – the perfect representation of what happens when you decide requirements are just "suggestions." This is basically what your code looks like when you decide that time constraints, logic, and basic physics are merely optional guidelines. Sure, there are only 60 minutes in an hour according to "conventional standards," but your code boldly asks: "Says who?" This is the same energy as returning a string when the function clearly asks for an integer. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Functional? Absolutely not. But hey, at least your code is consistent in its complete disregard for reality!

Content see your name a better duo stack overflow 2nd monitor And raise you 90 chrome tabs mocking you with 6 year old forum threads describing your exact problem with either no solution, someone linking to another completely unrelated thread asking "did you try this?", or ending in "nvm, I fixed it" 3rd monitor

The stark reality of AI development! 🤣 At the top, we've got the cool, confident "Devs who use AI" looking all polished and ready to conquer the world with their fancy prompt engineering skills. Meanwhile, the poor souls actually building these AI systems are down there looking like they haven't slept since 2019, surrounded by empty bottles and existential dread. Nothing says "I understand the transformer architecture" quite like staring into the void at 4pm wondering if your neural network will ever converge! The contrast is BRUTAL - one group thinks they're tech wizards for asking ChatGPT to write their regex, while the other group is questioning their life choices after debugging hallucinations for the fifth straight day!

Content When you are debugging code, but it doesn't even hit the breakpoint I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

Content Me, new to coding: I'm going to try experimenting with stuff I don't understand today! Oh... an error Decompression error: 'EXUBERANT NIBBLE' What? No results found for brotli.brotli.Error: Decompression error: "'EXUBERANT NIBBLE have been forsaken

Content Line 31 was not a Bug. 14 Bugs remain