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Two types of C programmers in the wild. On the left, the algorithm purist who builds a nested loop monstrosity with variables like "i" and "j" because apparently naming variables is too mainstream. On the right, the pragmatist who just hardcodes the damn star pattern and goes home early. The left guy is still debugging his loop indices while the right guy is already enjoying his weekend. Sure, it's not "elegant" or "scalable," but it works and nobody's going to maintain this code anyway. Let's be honest, we've all been both of these people at different points in our careers.

The ancient art of bug containment! Instead of actually fixing the issue, our heroic senior dev is just casting a magical seal around it. Why solve a problem when you can just wrap it in seven layers of abstraction and pretend it's a "feature"? This is basically legacy code maintenance in its purest form. That bug's been there since Java 1.4 and nobody dares touch it because the entire payment processing system mysteriously depends on it. The commit message probably reads: "// TODO: Fix this properly before 2034" — spoiler alert: nobody will. Future generations of developers will tell tales of the forbidden code zone where dragons dwell and Stack Overflow has no answers.

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017