The LinkedIn Dream Cap

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5 months ago 317,441 views 2 shares

The LinkedIn Dream Cap

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Behold, the official uniform of LinkedIn influencers who think "data scientist" is a personality trait. Nothing says "I'm professionally insufferable" quite like broadcasting your childhood dreams of transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights. Because normal kids were dreaming about dinosaurs and spaceships while you were apparently fantasizing about pivot tables and KPIs. The only thing this cap is missing is "passionate about synergizing cross-functional deliverables" and a random Python snippet tattooed on the brim.

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