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The LinkedIn Dream Cap

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27 days ago 161.7K views 0 shares

The LinkedIn Dream Cap

Behold, the official uniform of LinkedIn influencers who think "data scientist" is a personality trait. Nothing says "I'm professionally insufferable" quite like broadcasting your childhood dreams of transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights. Because normal kids were dreaming about dinosaurs and spaceships while you were apparently fantasizing about pivot tables and KPIs. The only thing this cap is missing is "passionate about synergizing cross-functional deliverables" and a random Python snippet tattooed on the brim.

One Man Show

AI Programming Databases Frontend

6 months ago 237.4K views 1 shares

One Man Show

Nine data professionals standing around watching while one Excel guru does all the actual work. Classic corporate data science theater. The entire AI department, with their fancy degrees and machine learning models, rendered useless by someone who mastered VLOOKUP and pivot tables. That's what happens when you spend $2 million on a data lake but can't figure out how to drain a real one.