Relational Databases

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Relational Databases

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Nothing says "forever alone" quite like spending your Friday night normalizing tables and writing JOIN queries while everyone else is out there forming actual human connections. The crying cat perfectly captures that special blend of sadness and acceptance when you realize your most meaningful relationships are between primary and foreign keys. At least your databases don't ghost you... they just throw constraint violations.

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