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The classic SQL injection attack in its natural habitat! Little Bobby Tables strikes again. Someone just crashed an entire system by entering "O'Brian" as their last name, and now the company is frantically tweeting about an "outage." Seven years of developing enterprise software and we're still not escaping our inputs properly. That single apostrophe just caused more damage than any penetration test could've revealed. The DBA is probably having a meltdown right now while management asks, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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The eternal SQL dilemma that haunts database developers everywhere. After 20 years in the industry, I still can't decide which is more morally reprehensible: animal cruelty or writing SQL keywords in lowercase like some kind of database anarchist. The sweating choice button meme perfectly captures that split second before you reluctantly press the lowercase button, knowing full well your senior DBA will somehow sense this transgression from across the building and appear behind your chair with a disappointed sigh. Fun fact: There's actually no technical reason SQL keywords need to be uppercase. It's purely conventional and aesthetic, yet somehow became the hill many database professionals chose to die on.

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Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti security engineer: we're going to start moving towards zero trust developer: oh cool. how does that work security engineer: narrows eyes why do you ask