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Content 6 Add lifecycle create before destroy HELP, STEPBRO (less desruptive changes) Update AMIs for bluegreen deploys Fix DB passwords Don't git-diff .tfstate files (obnoxious, like diffing a binary) 8 Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines startin 9 with '' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the c 10 On branch better 11 Your branch is up-to-date with 'originbetter' 12 13 Changes to be committed: 14 modified: 15 modified: .gitattributes 16 modified: environmentsalphaconfig.tfvars environmentsalphasecrets. tfvars 17 modified: environmentsalphaterraform. tfstate 18 copied: environmentsalphaterraform.tfstate - envil 19 modified: 20 modified: environmentsstagingconfig.tfvars 21 modified: environmentsstagingterraform.tfstate environmentsstagingterraform.tfstate. backup 22 modified: terraformaws-ecs.tf 23 itsalpha I'M STUCK IN VIM AND CAN'T EXIT

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That feeling when your error handling code has more error handling than your actual code. This masterpiece has it all - double-checking if modified_by is None (twice!), handling singular vs plural "record" vs "records", and enough nested conditionals to make your code reviewer contemplate a career change. The cherry on top? Converting IDs to integers with a try-except block that can throw yet another error. It's not spaghetti code, it's a gourmet pasta experience with extra exception sauce!

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Ah yes, the "modern" software stack—where simplicity goes to die and your resume gets a steroid injection. What started as "I just want to build a website" has evolved into this technological fever dream where you need 47 different frameworks, 23 APIs, and a small data center just to display "Hello World." The real kicker? Half of these technologies will be deprecated by the time you finish reading this. Your frontend needs React, unless the client prefers Angular, or maybe Vue, or wait—is Flutter hot this week? Don't forget Tailwind because apparently regular CSS wasn't complicated enough. And look at that "optional" messaging layer that's somehow mandatory in every architecture review. Nothing says efficiency like having Kafka, RabbitMQ, and SQS all running simultaneously because different teams couldn't agree on which one to use. The best part? Some poor soul will have to maintain this Jenga tower of dependencies while management wonders why projects take so long to complete.

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