The eternal database developer dilemma: Do I use CRUD (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like a civilized human being, or do I embrace the dark side with FUCK (Find, Update, Create, Kill)? Sure, they're basically the same operations with different names, but one makes you sound professional in meetings while the other accurately describes how you feel at 3 AM when the production database is on fire. The face transition from confusion to enlightenment is every developer realizing that programming terminology is just angry synonyms in a trench coat.
Now It Makes Sense
10 months ago
195,687 views
0 shares
database-memes, crud-memes, programming-humor-memes, developer-life-memes, sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Analog recursion
4 years ago
214.5K views
0 shares
Stackoverflow in a nutshell
2 years ago
60.7K views
0 shares
The UUID Custody Battle
8 months ago
173.3K views
0 shares
Words to live by
4 years ago
76.0K views
1 shares
Loading more content...
AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Bash
C++
Csharp