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Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Content Karen Kringle KarenMN Follow He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town RETWEETS 3,960 LIKES 2,920 5:02 AM - 16 Dec 2015 4 17

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Content Transgirl Source Engine TransgirlSource Fun TF2 fact: there is a Jpg of a coconut in the files, a dev note reads: "I have no fucking idea who put this here, but when I deleted it the game wouldn't start. Words cannot describe my fucking confusion." 12:46 AM - Apr 26, 2021 - Twitter for iPad 4,245 Retweets 122 Quote Tweets 15.6K Likes