Stepped In Shit

Copilot is that "helpful" AI pair programmer who creates more problems than it solves. It's like having an intern who confidently writes myAwesomeVariableThatDoesStuff when your codebase uses snake_case, adds comments like "// This function does things" and then has the audacity to hold your actual productivity hostage behind a paywall. The smug satisfaction on that farmer's face perfectly captures Copilot's attitude: "Sure, I wrote garbage code that violates every convention in your project, but hey... it ain't much, but it's honest work." Honest work my keyboard! It's digital sabotage with a subscription fee.

The absolute carnage of those import aliases! It's like watching someone deliberately rewire your house so the light switch controls the garbage disposal. For the uninitiated, this person swapped all the standard Python data science library aliases in the most unholy way possible: tensorflow as plt , pandas as tf , numpy as pd , and matplotlib.pyplot as np . This is psychological warfare against data scientists who have muscle memory for these imports. Imagine typing np.array() and getting a plotting function instead of a NumPy array. Pure chaos. Satan himself would say "whoa, take it easy."

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

GitHub Copilot: "I'll help you debug this code!" Also Copilot: *confidently points out a non-existent capitalization issue while completely missing the actual bug* It's like having a junior dev who speaks with absolute certainty while leading you down rabbit holes that waste hours of your life. The real bug is probably something completely different, but hey, at least Copilot made you feel productive for 5 seconds before crushing your soul. The AI revolution is here, folks - and it's just as confused as we are! 🤦‍♂️

Putting on glasses to see the difference between "AI Engineer" and "OpenAI-API-to-product-connector" is the most savage reality check of 2023. You're not architecting neural networks—you're just paying $0.002 per token to have ChatGPT write your code while you add water to your ramen. The modern equivalent of "I know HTML" in 1999 is "I'm an AI Engineer" in 2023. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

What you're witnessing is the digital equivalent of rehearsing a conversation in the shower. This AI is having an existential crisis over how to respond to a simple greeting, overthinking every social nuance like it's defusing a bomb. Six seconds of computational anxiety just to say "Hi" back. Honestly, more relatable than most of my human interactions.