Lose yourSQL

[text] Look if you had one shot. One epic SQL query to select everything you ever wanted in one statement. Would you execute it or just let it slip SELECT palms AS sweaty knees AS weak arms AS heavy MAXvomit OVER PARTITION BY sweater already momsspaghetti AS nervous CASE WHEN onthesurface THEN looks calm and ready ELSE drop bombs END AS keepsonforgetting whathewrotedown crowd AS loud CASE WHEN mouth open AND words IS NULL THEN choking WHEN everyone joking AND clock run out AND time up THEN over ELSE bloah END snap back FROM reality