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The look of pure existential dread on the senior dev's face says everything. That "hypothetical" question is the database equivalent of asking "how do I put out this fire that I definitely didn't start?" Running an UPDATE without a WHERE clause is like performing surgery with a chainsaw - technically it works, but now everything's broken. The junior just casually dropped a production database nuke while trying to sound innocent. Every DBA just felt a disturbance in the force reading this. Hope they have backups... they DO have backups, right?

The eternal battle between security experts and literally everyone else. Security guy is all "your password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, and the blood of your firstborn" while the user's just sitting there like "why? 'admin' is fine." The look of pure horror on his face in that last panel is every IT professional who's discovered their company's production database password is "password123" and suddenly understood why they've been getting hacked every other Tuesday.

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