Its Just One Character

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4 months ago 167,603 views 0 shares

Its Just One Character

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When a single question mark costs thousands, but developers are just nodding in solidarity. That feeling when your SQL query drops an entire database because you wrote DELETE FROM users; instead of DELETE FROM users WHERE id=?; and suddenly you're part of an exclusive club no one actually wanted to join. The "I destroyed production with a single character" fraternity has excellent company but terrible benefits.

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