Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

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Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

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Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

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