Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

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Content is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if the choice of Y were to do nothing but keep the programmers out, that in itself would be a huge reason to use Y In other words: the choice of Y is the only sane choice. I've come to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be in X over Wis likely a programmer that I really would prefer to piss off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.

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Ah yes, the mythical "full stack developer" – simultaneously playing the database cello, the frontend trumpet, the backend violin, and the DevOps drums while somehow keeping everything in perfect harmony. Just like Tom trying to do the impossible, you're expected to be a virtuoso at 17 different instruments while management wonders why you can't also conduct the orchestra and sell tickets at the door. This isn't development, it's a one-cat circus where your resume needs to list "juggling while on fire" as a required skill.