Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

data database Developer culture Tech stereotypes Tech debates Pronunciation Office culture Linguistics Nerd fights

Databases Programming Backend

3 months ago 125,324 views 0 shares

Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

pronunciation-memes, data-memes, developer-culture-memes, tech-debates-memes, programming-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

More Like This

Easiest way to become a hacker.

Databases Android Programming Java Linux

3 years ago 44.9K views 0 shares

Easiest way to become a hacker. | computer-memes, geek-memes, hacker-memes, android-memes, terminal-memes, rds-memes, twitter-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Gautam k. rajput imComputerGeek How to be a hacker??? Open terminal in front of your friends type "Is -a" chuckle and say words like encryption, firewall and boom... You are a hacker. 12:16 pm 27 Mar 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor

Best explanation, indeed

Databases Programming Linux Backend

3 years ago 40.1K views 0 shares

Best explanation, indeed | git-memes, github-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content X rgithub Posted by upragyan52yadav 8h what's the difference between git and github? 4 23 J 16 Share BEST COMMENTS ahinkle 7h 5. 2 Awards It's the difference between porn and pornhub. Reply VxJasonxV 3h This is quite possibly the best way I've ever heard it explained Award 4 105 J 4 19

Orchestration

Databases Webdev Devops Javascript Programming

4 months ago 140.6K views 0 shares

Orchestration

Ah yes, the mythical "full stack developer" – simultaneously playing the database cello, the frontend trumpet, the backend violin, and the DevOps drums while somehow keeping everything in perfect harmony. Just like Tom trying to do the impossible, you're expected to be a virtuoso at 17 different instruments while management wonders why you can't also conduct the orchestra and sell tickets at the door. This isn't development, it's a one-cat circus where your resume needs to list "juggling while on fire" as a required skill.

have fun doing pointer math, nerds

Databases Backend

2 years ago 12.9K views 0 shares

have fun doing pointer math, nerds | rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I feel bad for you. I don't think about you at all.

Programming Language Was Invented In1950s

Databases Programming Backend

9 months ago 29.7K views 0 shares

programmingLanguageWasInventedIn1950s | programming-memes, program-memes, rds-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Keyboards before 1950's ENTER Space! made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Kill Process Or Sacrifice Children

Databases Backend

4 months ago 82.0K views 0 shares

killProcessOrSacrificeChildren | code-memes, iphone-memes, electron-memes, rds-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Samantha Morlote therealsmorlote !!! THE BELOW MESSAGE WAS DISPLAYED ON SOMEONE'S TV. CODE WAS DISPLAYED, MIXED WITH THE WORDS "KILL PROCESS OR SACRIFICE CHILD" ! ! ! !! ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS ! ! Monroc Electronics, Inc. CAB System E03-03: Cent03 rolease 6.9 Final) Kennel: 2.6.32-696.30.1.16.1606 on on 1606 ToMP27vidpEN301 login: Out of semory: KIll procest 12099 file) score OG1 or Ba crifice child Hillod process 12059, MID 0, (ole) totol-u: 1090132k0, anon-ran:79341Gk0, flo-r so:500D Dat af acmory: WIll process 20970 (ule) acore 061 or sacrifice child NIl Tod process 20970, UID B, (ulc) (otel-um: 1097260kB, anon-ros:00007240, CHle-r at:20010 Bat of senory: MIl process 16879 (ule) score 056 ar nocrifice child, But of schory: M111 process 18399 (ulc) score 011 ar socrifica child KIlled proceas 18309, UID B, (ulc) total-u:1041900kB, onon-ras:72009240, File-r an: 10010 2:58 PM 81121 Twitter for iPhone