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Content Serdar Senay You Don't build products, build ecosystems! now Next time you're annoyed by debugging, remember: "We write code for fun, and get paid to fix bugs" Like Comment J Repost send Add a comment...

Content Me: Lets try to reduce the stress before xmas My Team Monday Morning: 8:25 AM HI can you kindly help me with the settings value on Or the most recent update before today i did a wrong selection when running a query to update a value. 9:01 AM What value do i need to change? 9:02 AM We need to update everything I wanted to update one value but selected without the where clause table (edited)

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Ah, the classic IT heroism gone wrong! 🚲 Picture this: IT department spots an outdated ODBC driver (that ancient database connector nobody remembers until it breaks) and thinks "I'll just quietly update this real quick!" Next thing you know, the production environment is doing its best impression of a bicycle crash - face-planted into the pavement with wheels still spinning. It's that special kind of tech disaster where everyone was just trying to help, but nobody thought to ask "hey, should we maybe tell someone before we yank out the digital rug?" The road to production hell is paved with well-intentioned driver updates!

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