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Nothing says "welcome to the modern world, kiddo" quite like threatening lost children with manual memory management and pointer arithmetic. Because what every wandering child needs isn't their parents—it's a deep understanding of segmentation faults and buffer overflows! Forget about teaching them Python or JavaScript like a normal person. No, no, no. We're going FULL MASOCHIST MODE here. Let's skip the training wheels and go straight to malloc(), free(), and the existential dread of undefined behavior. These kids will either become systems programming legends or develop trust issues with computers. Probably both. This is basically the programming equivalent of "if you misbehave, you're getting coal for Christmas," except the coal is a 600-page K&R book and the Christmas is your entire future career.
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