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Dev Asking A Valid Question
Rust Apple Programming Python
17 days ago 232.2K views 0 shares
Dev Asking A Valid Question
Look, I've been in this industry long enough to see some wild takes, but asking if AirPods can translate between programming languages is genuinely next-level thinking. Like, if they can translate Spanish to English in real-time, why not Python to Rust? It's the same logic, right? Just different syntax trees passing through Bluetooth. The real tragedy here is that this would actually solve so many problems. Imagine talking to your legacy PHP codebase and having it come out as clean TypeScript. Or better yet, explaining your requirements in plain English and having them automatically translated to whatever cursed language your client insists on using. Someone get Apple on this. I'd pay $249 for AirPods that can translate my manager's feature requests into actual implementable code.

When You Confuse Natural Language Translation With Code Transpilation
Python Rust Apple Programming
3 months ago 357.4K views 0 shares
When You Confuse Natural Language Translation With Code Transpilation
Someone just confused Apple's language translation feature with programming language transpilation, and I'm dying! 😂 Imagine thinking your AirPods could convert Python code to Rust syntax while you're talking. What's next? Asking your coffee maker to refactor your legacy code while brewing your morning cup? If only programming were that simple! We'd all just whisper our requirements to our earbuds and get perfectly optimized, memory-safe code in return. Dream on, sweet summer developer.

Please Come To Brazil They Said
C++ Programming
6 months ago 155.6K views 0 shares
Please Come To Brazil They Said
When your therapist tries to reassure you about imaginary programming languages, but then Brazilian C shows up with incluir <espadrao.h> , vazio principal() , and escrevef("Olá Mundo!"); . It's like regular C had a wild weekend in Rio and came back speaking Portuguese. The function names are literally just translated versions of standard C - "incluir" instead of "include", "vazio" instead of "void", "principal" instead of "main". The real horror isn't that Brazilian C exists—it's that part of you immediately understood it. Seven years of debugging regular C and now you're fluent in its international variants too. Great.

The Norwegian Language Is Lit
Programming
8 months ago 330.4K views 1 shares
The Norwegian Language Is Lit
Turns out Norwegian accidentally became the official language of computer science education. When you translate "datafag" (data subject), you get "computer science." But wait for the plot twist - "slutt datafag" (end data subject) translates to "graduate computer science." So basically, in Norwegian, you don't finish your CS degree, you "slutt" it. No wonder programmers are always talking about their "end conditions" with such enthusiasm.