My Body Is A Machine That Turns Working Code Into Segmentation Faults

Started the day with a perfectly functional codebase, ended it with a segmentation fault. Just another Tuesday! The skeleton weightlifter represents my physical and mental state after 12 hours of debugging memory allocation issues. That moment when your code goes from "it works on my machine" to "core dumped" faster than you can say "pointer arithmetic." The best part? I probably caused it by trying to optimize something that was already working fine. Nothing says "software engineer" like turning functional code into a spectacular crash because you just HAD to refactor that one function.