F Means I'm Fcked

Python developers swagger around like they're driving a Ferrari, but the truth is they're just being towed by C++ doing all the heavy lifting under the hood. That fancy machine learning library? C++ engine. That blazing-fast data processing? C++ transmission. Meanwhile, Python's just waving from the driver's seat taking all the credit. Next time someone brags about their Python skills, just remember - they're basically driving a sports car with training wheels.

The irony of Bjarne Stroustrup—you know, just the guy who created C++ —having only one green square on his GitHub contribution graph is chef's kiss material. Recruiters everywhere are frantically updating their "red flags" documentation. Meanwhile, the person who invented the language that powers half the world's critical infrastructure would probably get auto-rejected by the ATS systems he helped make possible. Next interview question: "So, Mr. Stroustrup, what would you say you actually do here?"

Oh snap! This is Boolean variables in their natural habitat - doing the splits between TRUE and FALSE with absolutely no middle ground! Just like this person on the subway bench stretching into oblivion, booleans only know two states: completely true or utterly false. No "kinda true" or "sorta false" allowed in their binary world! They're the drama queens of programming - always dealing in absolutes while the rest of us float-type variables are just trying to exist somewhere in the decimal points of life.

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of printf debugging in four acts! 😭 First, you confidently place your debug statement: "I'm here." Then the AUDACITY of your code to make you add "Here 1" and "Here 2" as you desperately try to narrow down where your program is imploding. And the GRAND FINALE? That pot of pure chaos showing your entire codebase vomiting error messages like a digital exorcism! Who needs fancy debuggers when you can just DROWN YOUR SORROWS in console output and pray to the coding gods that something makes sense?! The debugging equivalent of screaming into the void and having the void scream back with stack traces!

Oh. My. GOD! Someone finally made a meme about the most SCANDALOUS relationship in programming - logical operators and their dirty little word play! 💅 For the uninitiated (you sweet summer children), this is taking the word "orgasm" and applying different bitwise/logical operators to it: AND (bitwise conjunction) - only bits that are 1 in BOTH values remain XOR (exclusive OR) - when you're too good for regular OR and need bits that are in ONE BUT NOT BOTH values NAND (NOT AND) - because sometimes you need the EXACT OPPOSITE of AND, you rebellious thing! NOR (NOT OR) - when you're feeling extra negative and just want to say NO to everything XNOR (NOT XOR) - the drama queen of operators that's basically saying "I want us to be EITHER both 0 OR both 1, nothing in between!" I'm absolutely LIVING for this wordplay! The way programmers get excited about bitwise operations is the closest thing to passion most of them will ever experience!

Oh, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of programming languages! 💀 C makes you hate Object-Oriented Programming because WHO NEEDS ORGANIZATION when you can have pure CHAOS?! Python's performance is slower than my grandmother's dial-up internet! Java's memory management is like having a roommate who keeps buying furniture but NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY! C++ will literally SHOOT YOUR LEG OFF with pointer errors and memory leaks! And CSS? Can't even finish the word "CONSISTENCY" because IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! The audacity of these languages to make us suffer while we pretend to be professional developers! 😭