Either It All Fits On The Stack Or You Need A Bigger Stack

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Either It All Fits On The Stack Or You Need A Bigger Stack

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Behold the absolute MADLAD who decided that heap allocation is for the weak and cowardly! Why bother with malloc() or new when you can just throw everything onto the stack like you're playing Jenga with your program's memory? Stack overflow? Never heard of her. Just casually allocating 50MB arrays as local variables and watching your program crash with the grace of a drunk giraffe on ice skates. The sheer AUDACITY of living life on the edge, where every function call is a gamble and segmentation faults are just spicy surprises. Who needs proper memory management when you can just increase the stack size and pretend the problem doesn't exist? It's giving "I don't have a hoarding problem, I just need a bigger house" energy but make it programming.

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