Anon Died On The "Clang Format Bad" Hill

Oh honey, imagine having the AUDACITY to stand before the entire developer universe and declare that clang-format makes code unreadable. The sheer confidence! The unshakeable conviction! One brave soul decided that today was the day to martyr themselves on the altar of code formatting opinions, facing down literally everyone with that iconic "YES, YOU ALL ARE WRONG" energy.

Clang-format is an automatic code formatter for C/C++/Java/JavaScript that enforces consistent styling across your codebase. Most devs treat it like a blessing from the coding gods because it ends the eternal holy wars about brace placement and indentation. But not our hero here—they chose VIOLENCE and decided this hill was worth dying on. Spoiler alert: they died alone on that hill while everyone else enjoyed their beautifully formatted, consistent code. The commitment to being contrarian? Absolutely chef's kiss. The survival rate of this opinion? Zero percent.