Why did you ask me to come

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Startup life in a nutshell! You sign up thinking you'll be one cog in a well-oiled machine, but three weeks in you're suddenly the entire engineering department, DevOps team, and occasional office plant waterer. Nothing says "career growth" like frantically Googling how to configure AWS while simultaneously fixing production bugs and pitching to investors. The classic startup journey: from "I'm not in the team" to "I AM the team" faster than you can say "we're pivoting our business model." The only thing missing from this meme is the haunted look in your eyes when someone asks "who's handling the database migration?"

Content "I want to work at amazon" Normal People Software Dev

Content Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. dreams are just Virtual Machines for brains made emat

Content The I.T team before leaving for the holidays

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "AWS OUTAGE" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! AWS! OH. CARRY ON.