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Content Ever wondered why are dreams inside dreams are slower than normal dreams? When you run a VIM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM, everything just runs really slow. Prodram

Someone just created the ultimate scapegoat generator and honestly? It's GENIUS. Break production at 3 AM? Just whip up a professional-looking Cloudflare error page and watch your boss's anger evaporate faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. The tool literally lets you customize every detail—error codes, timestamps, status messages—so you can craft the perfect "it wasn't me, it was the CDN" alibi. Your browser? Working. Cloudflare? Error. Your website? Also working (allegedly). The perfect crime doesn't exi— The best part? It looks SO legitimate that even your senior dev might believe you. Finally, a tool that understands the developer's most important skill isn't coding—it's creative blame distribution.

The classic Drake meme perfectly captures Microsoft's bizarre resource allocation. Top panel: Drake recoils in disgust at "Making a basic Azure linked-service test-connection endpoint working" — you know, something customers actually need daily. Bottom panel: Drake enthusiastically approves of "Building a $50M quantum computing platform that 3 people on Earth actually use." Because why fix mundane connectivity issues when you can pour millions into quantum tech that might be relevant in 2050? Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for that test connection to stop timing out...

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Content 12 hr. ago I'm currently translating Xenia into Android for y'all. Here is my blueprint. Discussion So l am a business major that's changing over to genetics and then nano engineering. And so I am sure there are some linkage in learning to code and generic coding. So for practice I'm translating Xenia to android. After recently playing Deus Ex Human Revolution directors cut CEMU I realized ...fk So I have some apks built. But have yet to test. As I'm on my way to work. But will update as things go. And will post video and proof when I have Goldeneye XBLX rareware playing . But this is going to be fking fun. But here's the game plan. The user interface will be the blades of any version u prefer. And then. I think through some kind of azure linkage I can make it so you can sign into your legitimately own account and get achievements. You know all legit. So you can legitimately download updates or something. Will see how it goes But I've been using Al to help guide me through it. And I work at a dispensary now so. I'll create a GitHub and all that soon and post videos of how I created it. But if any of you have any desires or suggestions for what you want in an Android Xbox 360 emulator Imk. I'lI do PS3 after this.

Content UK WORLD WEIRD TECH Millions of websites went down across the internet today after massive Cloudflare outage TE Jasper Hamill Tuesday 2 Jul 2019 3:00 pm Cloudflare blames 'bad software' deployment for today's outage At some point today, a developer at Cloudflare will be having a very dificult meeting. We have all been there. pravforthecloudflaredevs