Not Really A Devops Guy

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Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in a weekend" guy meets someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Nothing quite like watching someone claim coding is "not that hard" only to get absolutely demolished by a response asking if they can build APIs, databases, and deployment infrastructure. The cherry on top is the final response: "I could learn it in 8-9 days!" Sure, buddy. And I could become a neurosurgeon by watching YouTube tutorials. The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one. This is why senior developers drink so much coffee. It's not the code that's exhausting—it's these conversations.

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Software architects are the mythical creatures of tech teams who spend years growing their wool of abstract knowledge until they become these massive, overgrown sheep of theoretical expertise. The meme perfectly captures how they finally emerge from their architectural diagrams and design patterns when forced to join a video call—just an absolute unit of fluff with barely visible features underneath. Their "pet" is just the poor developer who has to implement all those "elegant" solutions while the architect sits there looking smug about their latest microservice manifesto. The bigger the wool, the more senior the title!

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE PLOT! Behold the glorious moment of sweet, sweet vengeance as our unpaid intern commits the cardinal sin of tech - exposing the company's API key to the ENTIRE INTERNET! 💅 That's right, honey! After months of free labor and "experience," they're leaving a parting gift that'll have the senior devs SCREAMING at 2AM when the AWS bill hits astronomical levels. The digital equivalent of burning the building down on your way out. Petty? Perhaps. Justified? ABSOLUTELY. Now some random hacker can enjoy all those premium services the company was too cheap to pay their interns for!